Terrorist Cat or Cat Terrorist?

How To Know If Your Cat Is A Terrorist
By Kiwi Sauce
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Cats are often portrayed as evil on TV and in movies. Here is how to check if your cat is evil, or just bad tempered.

InstructionsDifficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:
A tongue
A cheek to put it in
Chainmail gloves

Step1
Evil grin
Does your cat have an evil grin all the time?

Step2
Kungfoo cat
Does your cat practice kungfoo?

Step3
Evil asociates
Does your cat hang out with known criminal masterminds?

Step4
Racial cat
Does your cat scream racial slurs?

Luckily my cats have none of those traits and the sweetest on earth. 2 male bodyguard cats, Oreo and Minty and the cutest little Honeybun.