Terrorist Cat or Cat Terrorist?

How To Know If Your Cat Is A Terrorist
By Kiwi Sauce
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Cats are often portrayed as evil on TV and in movies. Here is how to check if your cat is evil, or just bad tempered.

InstructionsDifficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:
A tongue
A cheek to put it in
Chainmail gloves

Step1
Evil grin
Does your cat have an evil grin all the time?

Step2
Kungfoo cat
Does your cat practice kungfoo?

Step3
Evil asociates
Does your cat hang out with known criminal masterminds?

Step4
Racial cat
Does your cat scream racial slurs?

Luckily my cats have none of those traits and the sweetest on earth. 2 male bodyguard cats, Oreo and Minty and the cutest little Honeybun.

Price of Petrol!

All these examples do NOT imply that petrol is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are. You will be really shocked by the last one (at least, I was)!!! Think a litre of petrol is expensive? This makes you think, and also puts things into perspective.

Can of Red Bull, 250ml, $2.95 ... $11.80 per litre!

Robitussin Cough Mixture, 200ml, $9.95 ..... $199.00 per litre!

L'Oreal Revitalift Day Cream, 50ml, $29.95 ... $599.00 per litre!

Bundy Rum, 1250ml, $51.00 .... $40.80 per litre!

Visene Eye Drops, 15ml, $5.69 ... $379.00 per litre!

Britney Spears Fantasy Perfume, 50ml, $29 ... $580.00 per litre!

And this is the REAL WORRY.

Evian water, 375ml, $2.95 ...$7.86 per litre! $7.86 for a litre of WATER!! and the buyers don't even know the source (Evian spelled backwards is NAIVE!!)

Ever wonder why computer printers are so cheap?

So they can hook you for the ink!! Someone calculated the cost of the ink at, you won't believe it but it's true; $1,040 a litre.$1040.00 A LITRE!!!

So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Red Bull, Robitussin, L'Oreal or, God forbid, Printer Ink!!!!!

Source: Chain E-Mails...where else..!

Aiyooo..... Jangan lah itu macam...Meow....Shirz and Snow